What's the big deal about Garth Brooks
What's he got that I ain't got?
'Cept the biggest country album in history
And girls screamin' in the parking lot
My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
Yeah the woman thinks Garth is great.
But if you ask my honest opinion I think Garth needs to lose some weight....
cuz I look better in a hat than he does
And I got a lot more hair
I missed the dance, still feel the pain
And I've never had an answered prayer......
I wrote a hundred songs about rodeo
But my wife won't listen to mine
and I got friends in a place so low
Garth Brooks couldn't even find.
Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet
Or I'll pound you in the dirt
I'll slap that Resistol off your head and
choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt.......
She has taken down our weddin' pictures
And put a poster of you,
and if your name comes up again when she's sleepin'
there's no tellin' what I'll do.
We went though this a few years ago
When she was dreamin' about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
I have grown to hate
You look like a cowboy airport controller
With that ugly little microphone
Why don't you trot your butt back to Oklahoma
And leave my life alone.
I'm sick of, Garth Brooks
I'm tired of hearin' about, Garth Brooks
I think I've had enough, Garth Brooks
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks